Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Randomize