omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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