I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
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