my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
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