Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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