She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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