Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Come share oat with me in your robe
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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