didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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