my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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