Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
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