We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Randomize
