Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I party with great urgency now.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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