i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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