The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Randomize
