I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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