just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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