is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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