tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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