Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
should my penis look like a turkey
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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