Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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