Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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