i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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