this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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