I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
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Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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