...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
My vagina just recognized that song.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
They took my balls.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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