did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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