Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Randomize
