There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
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