so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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