hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
Randomize
