I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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