my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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