Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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