Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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