I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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