Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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