VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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