should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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