i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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