am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
there is glitter all over my balls
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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