You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
It's rum buckets o'clock
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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