We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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