so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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