Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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