After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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