Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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