Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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