awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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