I think I won the penis lottery.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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