So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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