you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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