also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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