I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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