Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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