i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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