He disabled his match.com account in front of me
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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