does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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