If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
He? As in you personified your dick?
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
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