If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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